Fortune Cookie
My Friend got an empty fortune cookie today with her lunch. Talk about strange. We told her it meant that she has endless opportunities in her future. The things that are going to happen are so grand that they couldn't possibly put them on a tiny slip of paper. What do you think?
posted by Emily @ 2:06 PM
2 Comments:
It's kind of like a patriarchal blessing that's shorter than you want it to be. Only not at all like that.
Maybe it was written on a slip of paper that was from the heavenly realm, and she just didn't recognize the finer material. She needs to put on her spiritual specs?
Maybe it's like a Magic 8-ball: "Ask again later."
Maybe the fortune stuffers went on strike.
Maybe there's no luck left.
Maybe her cookie coughed.
Or maybe her cookie wasn't content with its role as messenger and has lofty ambitions to become a snickerdoodle.
Maybe this is a test.
Maybe she needs to come over to my house and pick out a fortune from my little brass piggy bank that is full of them.
Maybe she needs to go to Chao's and buy herself a whole bag of fortune cookies and crack 'em all on one day.
Maybe she should read the scriptures.
Maybe she should have gone home and gone back to bed.
wow. so many possibilities! spiritual specs might lend a hand to the situation in this one. then again, it could have just been allergies. sneezing does seem to be going around right about now. Fortune cookies are in the perfect shape to have a mouth. I think that it sneezed. Mystery solved!
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